tagged me in a thing
doing the thing
1. are you single?
2. date girls or boys?
never dated before but definitely girls
3. done any drugs?
4. how old are you?
my soul is four years old
physical body 538656804 seconds roughly now
5. adidas or nike?
nike shoes have an arch that hurt my feet a little when i run
6. why did you and your ex break up?
7. what’s the most traumatic thing that’s happened to you?
nEEDLEssSsSSSSS!!!!!! ARE!!!!!!!! SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!
8. do you have any siblings?
smol angsty bro
9. how tall are you?
5'8 and i look like a stick
10. do you smoke?
nupe smoke makes me feel mildly annoyed
11. ever been to a festival?
like a music festival or a festival festival or like a carnival or
12. what’s your favorite food?
any food except mushrooms, okra, and anything with excessive amounts of dill asdfghkj;lk
13. favorite pair of shoes?
I LOVE MY WELLIES THEY PROTECT MY FEET FROM EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING AND THEY HAVE DAISIES ON THEM :33333 I GET TO SPLAsH DEMONS (aHEM AntipathicPhotos
COUGH) AND MILDLY ANNOY THEM
puddles are fun :3
14. would you ever be in a long distance relationship?
definitely : D
15. would you ever have a threesome?
i think it’d just be really awkward
16. have you had a threesome?
nononononono i’m a wizard
17. if someone paid you to delete your tumblr how much would you insist it be?
i only have one shitty textpost and a bunch of reblogs anyway so it doesn’t really matter but
GET ON THE GROUND AND GIMME YOUR WALLET -threateningly waves penne and ketchup
I’LL DO IT
I’LL CALL IT SPAGHETTI
18. what was your last lie?
“leave me alone i’m pooping” or “i’m straighter than the stick up your mom’s ass”
19. best compliment you have ever received?
“waow your plants are so healthy/full of life” (chinese)
i think both i and my plants mentally screamed in agony
20. what is your greatest strength or weakness?
uhhhhhhhhhh well i’m really bad at reading the mood sometimes
i’m that one person in the movie theater laughing into their popcorn when your favourite character dies
or that one person that’s debating the correct way to eat a cupcake when your dog died, you’ve had family problems, and you’re drowning in anxiety
i’m low key an asssssssssss
21. what is your perfect pizza?
anything without PINAPPLES YOU MONSTER
22. what was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
words are hard in the mornings
23. do you get along with your family?
okayishly (is that a word)
like we get along in the house and it’s easy to approach them but i can’t tell them anything, really
i know it’s not their fault but somehow i can predict that they will say the wrong thing in response to anything shitty i throw at them
24. ugly and live forever or attractive and die in a year?
why is this a question but it’s a meme so i guess i shouldn’t really ask
like starting from now or my life starts and i’m an attractive baby until the ripe old age of one
ohhhhhhh guess the first one makes a lot more sense
i’d never want to live forever so i guess i’d choose the second option, attractive or not
(it’s a bonus anyway lol)
25. what cheers you up?
talking to energetic people, running around for no reason, drawing stupid things, talking to plants, music, whales, music, cool rocks, music, swimming, music, living things that don’t die when i touch them, music, and oooh pancakes (without mushrooms)
26. weed or alcohol?
alcohol sucks just saying
never tried weed
-sips apple juice out of a bong
27. what turns you on?
i’ve done a meme on that already pls no more of this wAIT WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW wHAT TURNS ME ON
28. how many relationships have you been in?
29. how many people have you slept with?
do i look like i have the time to interact with hoomans:<
30. how many followers do you have?
wait lemme check
i am a potatooooooooo
31. who is your favorite rapper?
ehhhhhhhhh rapping is just fast mildly rhyming words in my opinion
no offense to those with epic rap skills or love rap
i love spoken word and slam poetry though
32. who’s your favorite artist? like on dA?
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yOU CAN’T TELL ME TO PICK ONE but i love a-girl-named-divine’s poems so freaking much shhhhhh
33. if you had to fuck a celebrity who would you fuck?
idk any celebrities nowadays
34. if someone paid you 1million would you fuck Lindsey Lohan’s dad?
why their dad
35. Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner?
is it the bubble butt kiddosno.
36. what’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?
hard to think of off the top of my mind right now i’m so tired
someone tried to squish my frog once
out of context that's weird enough
37. what’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?
again i can’t really think off the top of my mind asdfaaaaa
well i got dared to put a temporary tattoo of either a rainbow, a blobfish (how even) or a lime on my forehead tomorrow so
that's something to look forward to i guess
38. Do you have a job?
nope not yet but i volunteer every once in a blue moon
39. on a scale of 1 to 10 how much does tumblr rule your life?
haven’t looked at it in weeks
40. if you could sell your soul what would you want in return?
uhhhmmmmm MOTIVATION TO LIVE
41. ever sent nudes?
i mean i look like a stick anyway so no
unless someone out there is interested in looking at naked flagpoles i’m
out there probably in this universe there is a person with a flagpole fetish
42. would you ever shave your head?
43. would you rather sniff coke or MDMA?
do you sniff mdma
44. Instagram or Facebook?
insta but i don’t use it as much as other things :/
45. last person that text you?
or pingu (stop stalking and gET YOUR OWN ACCOUNT)
46. what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
thought too much about something that i know i can’t change
47. ever cheated on a partner?
48. ever self harmed?
no, physical pain is too blunt for me to really emotionally feel asdfsgjkaj;dk i have no clue what i'm talking about
49. if you had to choose one way to die what would it be?
either in my sleep or slowly with people i know talking to me
50. do you have a crush?
yeeee they're too far away though :<
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